coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
imagine this scenario…. you are handed a pill that will let you respawn after you die, completely unharmed as if nothing happened. but in order to get the pill you have to choose which way you die. essentially you get to find out what one type of death feels like. you can never take the pill again it’s a one time only thing
you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there’s nothing wrong with day drinking
